So I just gained a follower a few moments ago with the name maartin4life
LISTEN TO ME
WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU DO
DON’T
OPEN
THEIR FUCKING PAGE
I JUST OPENED IT AND MY AVAST ANTIVIRUS TOLD ME THAT THERE WAS A FUCKING TROJAN HORSE
verified. it contains a malware bug encrypted inside the javascript.
(via cannibal-crunch)
OH COOL LOOK A NEW MESSAGE! WRONG! THAT BAD BOY RIGHT THERE IS A VIRUS. YEP, YOU HIT THAT TEMPTING LITTLE CIRCLE AND YOU HAVE A ONE WAY TRIP TO VIRUS-VILLE ON THE MY COMPUTER IS NOW CRASHED BUS! DON’T CLICK IT. CLICK IT AND YOUR HACKED. CLICK IT AND YOUR COMPUTER DIES. CLICK IT AND BASICALLY YOU’RE SCREWED. I *just* got this 2mins after seeing this post. Thank goodness you reblogged this. Oh. Thank god holy shit I got this earlier today and wasn’t sure so I didn’t click it. Oh my god ahflkjasfhlksajh damn those crafty virus makers, knowing our one weakness: cuteboys. (via mrconditionalclause)
Let me introduce you the fabulous and awesome and glittery Goldnine
And then the dustball/furball/hairball called Dugnat
Look! A wild Starusaur XDDD
And a happy pink monkey doing the happy-dance
And here is Psychan-sempai, the leader of kickboxing team (sigh)
And my favourite of all… The Flying Spaghetti Monster!! ALL HAIL THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER! All my Pastafarians, join me!
You don’t know what Math’s problems are… stop complaining about your Math problems!
Definitely this deserves to be in this post. It’s from the sea, it’s cruel… it’s a badass goldfish in a jellyfish costume and we must love it XDD
please someone help me… I’ve been mixing Pokemons for an hour and I can’t keep laughing! My tummy hurts and my eyes are puffy and red because I’m cryingI’m sorry but…
I’m done. I swear I’m done TT_TT
Let me introduce you the fabulous and awesome and glittery Goldnine
And then the dustball/furball/hairball called Dugnat
Look! A wild Starusaur XDDD
And a happy pink monkey doing the happy-dance
And here is Psychan-sempai, the leader of kickboxing team (sigh)
And my favourite of all… The Flying Spaghetti Monster!! ALL HAIL THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER! All my Pastafarians, join me!
You don’t know what Math’s problems are… stop complaining about your Math problems!
Definitely this deserves to be in this post. It’s from the sea, it’s cruel… it’s a badass goldfish in a jellyfish costume and we must love it XDD
please someone help me… I’ve been mixing Pokemons for an hour and I can’t keep laughing! My tummy hurts and my eyes are puffy and red because I’m crying
I though it would be funny to play that Pokemon Fusion thing.
Anyways, I want to know what two of my favourite Pokemons would look like together.
Look, Pikachu and Vulpix! :D They’re cute as hell!
And Vulpix and Pichachu… D: what the hell, man? This must be a hell spawn…
1. Tony is not allowed to replace the entire contents of the cafeteria with pop-tarts just because Thor has declared it the ‘food of the gods.’
2. Natasha is not allowed to interrogate new S.H.I.E.L.D. employees and dispose of the ones she deems unworthy.
3. Clint is not allowed to continue insisting that is the final step of the interview process to terrified new hires.
4. Tony is not allowed to broadcast sing-along songs into the Hulk-cage, no matter amusing he finds teaching Hulk “Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, turn around”
5. Clint is not allowed to put the security feed of the Hulk’s Teddy Bear dance on Youtube.
6. Bruce is not allowed to hack into personnel files to look up blackmail material on Director Fury.
7. Tony is not allowed to insist that he’s already done so and that Fury’s middle name is Rainbow Sprinkles…. Because it isn’t.
8. Thor is not allowed to be naked at Headquarters. Ever.
9. Steve is not allowed to address any female S.H.I.E.L.D. agents as ‘little lady,’ ‘broad,’ or ‘dame.’ It only ends in getting slapped.
10. Agent Coulson’s name isn’t “Mom.”
11. Director Fury should never again be addressed as “Dad”
12. Agent Hill is not the Avenger’s wicked stepmother.
13. Clint is not allowed to lurk in the shadowy rafters spying on people, unless specifically instructed to do so for an official S.H.I.E.L.D. sanctioned mission.
14. ‘Operation Irritate the Fuck Out of Nick Fury’ is not an official mission, no matter what Tony or Natasha say to the contrary.
15. Debriefings should not be preceded by tequila shots.
16. Debriefings should not be followed by tequila shots.
17. There are to be no shots of any kind during debriefings.
18. Thor and Hulk will wait to fight until after the battle is over.
19. Tony Stark is not God’s gift to women.
20. The Avengers do not need matching uniforms.
21. Tony and Bruce are not allowed to have a contest to see who can make a bigger “boom” in the lab.
22. Thor is not allowed to join in and make the biggest boom with his hammer.
23. The Avengers will not be celebrating Steve’s 94th birthday.
24. The laboratory is not Tony and Bruce’s ‘Super Secret Genius Clubhouse.’ They are not allowed to bar entry to employees based on IQ test results.
25. The Avengers are not making a promotional pin-up calendar. Or a sex tape.
26. Iron Man is not making a promotional pin-up calendar. Or a sex tape.
27. Tony Stark is not making a promotional pin-up calendar. Or a sex tape.
28. Thor is not allowed to ‘bring down the wrath of Odinson’ on the person who ate the last package of pop-tarts.
29. Pants are not optional at team meetings.
30. ‘Pepper said it was okay’ is not a good enough reason to defy a director order from command.
31. The words “What’s the worst that could happen?” are never to be uttered on a mission ever again.
32. MC Hammer did not write Thor a theme song.
33. Gumby is not the love child of Bruce Banner and Reed Richards.
34. Natasha and Clint are not allowed to impersonate members of the clergy ever again. Ever.
35. Blasting ‘Don’t Worry, Be Happy’ at top volume into Bruce’s room on loop overnight is not an effective way to suppress the Hulk.
36. Hawkeye is not sitting in the rafters waiting to pick off people playing Galaga on their computer during work hours.
37. Tony is not allowed to bribe Natasha and Clint to physically, emotionally or psychologically torture General Ross for being ‘a great big douchebucket’ and ‘being mean to Brucie-kins.’
38. Steve is ‘Captain America’ not ‘Captain New York and those 49 other, lesser states.’
39. ‘Hulk SMASH!’ is not an effective diplomatic policy.
40. Tony is not allowed to buy the Dodgers and move them back to Brooklyn to apologize for lighting Steve’s hair on fire.
41. The phrase ‘Trust me, I’m a doctor’ never leads anywhere good.
42. It is not funny to dare Bruce to drink three quarts of green food coloring before a urine test.
43. Steve is not to be introduced as ‘Captain Tightpants’ or ‘The All-American Virgin.’
44. The Avengers do not ‘charge into battle, naked like the Celts.’ Except for The Hulk. Sometimes.
45. Natasha’s glare is not in fact fatal. Tony is not allowed to continue implying that it is.
46. Tony is not allowed to convince Bruce to help him make death ray goggles so that it will be.
47. The Avengers are not allowed to overthrow the American government, just because they didn’t like the results from the last election.
48. The Avengers are not allowed to overthrow any government, without checking in with S.H.I.E.L.D. first.
49. Clint is not allowed to sell Thor any ‘magic beans.’
50. Natasha and Clint are not allowed to try to sell Tony to another planet, even if they are promised really cool new weapons in exchange.
51. Tony and Bruce are not allowed to go to any science conferences without a chaperone.
52. A robot Tony built does not count as a chaperone.
53. Nikola Tesla is not a vampire being held in the bowels of S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters.
54. Tony and Bruce are not allowed to go searching for him in the name of Science!
55. Clint’s super-power is not ‘being super-annoying.’
“Exploring sexuality,” “Necrophilia,” “It’s getting hot in herr, so take off all your clothes,” “I hate everyone on this mission and I wish they’d die in a fire,” “Nick Fury can go suck on a big bag of sausages,” references to Bruce’s giant stash of weed, mention of anyone’s erection, or “Shawarma.”
57. If it makes Tony giggle for more than 30 seconds, it isn’t allowed.
58. If it makes Natasha crack a smile, it’s probably illegal.
59. Thor taking Jane to see Asgard does not count as an alien abduction. Clint should stop referring to it as such.
60. Just because Bruce agreed to work in Tony’s lab, does not mean he needs to get a “Property of Stark Industries” tattoo.
61. Tony is not allowed to design a robot to draw said tattoo on Bruce when he falls asleep in the lab.
62. Post-mission reports to Director Fury should not start out ‘So let me explain…’
In just two days I’ll be at the Spectrum Live Convention exhibiting for the first time! I’m excited to see all of the amazing artists they have lined up for this year and meet with friends and fans. I will be selling merchandise and chatting with those who come through my booth, so feel free to stop by if you’ll be there!
Tickets are still available at the official site. Artists and non-artists alike are welcome, and it’s a great chance to meet some of the awesome artists working in the field today. I hope to see you there.
http://www.spectrumfantasticart.com/spectrumfantasticartlive/?page=sfal_home
jambandit replied to your post: > hey tumblr has this new button what does it do…
whoa what?
that first button i have either never noticed it or it is new
it seems a way to share a post? it says something about email and permanent link so… dumb button??
You know this little video and those gifsets of Chris Evans about Captain America 2 shooting? I’m gonna fave all of them.
For very shallow reasons. And because of his shoulders. And back. And arms. He is my shallow reason.
THELIFEOFDAVESTRIDER.mp3
based off of
GUYS
you have to listen to this holy shit GUYS
GIGGLES
SOMEONE VOICED IT OMFG
the best way to wait XDDD
(via roaminromans)
Hello there, Avengers Tower…
“Club Chris. Chris has this little club situation in his trailer where he has like this little disco ball and laser lights and a lot of fun stuff. And every now and then they’ll have like a dance party at Club Chris, if he lets you in. I don’t think I’m cool enough to get in there. I’ve been in there once, but It was like my first day at work, I think it’s just be nice with the new guy” - Darren Criss (x)
(via echosinger)
☐ Single ☐ Taken ☑ Assassin -------
"A place where the title explains all", by Mindstorm (freethinker and procrastinator)
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Spanish girl here who plays VG like Assassin's Creed, watches tons of anime and loves to write whatever that pops up from her imagination. And this girl finds interesting thousand of things all around Tumblr, so she reblogs almost everything -and sometimes it will be NSFW.
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THIS WAS A MAINLY ASSASSIN'S CREED BLOG UNTIL I REMEMBERED I'M A MARVEL NERD. So expect to find Marvel stuff. Even AU!Avengers. Everything is permitted.
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Potete parlarmi in italiano.
Vous pouvez me parler en français.
Puedes hablarme en español.
You can speak English to me.
